A boring state that consists of hicks, a small number of beaches, rests areas, and the White Mountains. You have to drive through it to get to Maine or Montréal. Also it has a lack of sales tax that attracts many people from Massachusetts to go there and buy things, but the state has a 7 or 8 percent restaurant tax, while Massachusetts has only a 5 percent restaurant tax.
by hasafienda January 18, 2005
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Get the new jeru mug.WORST STATE. I FUCKING HATE THE PLACE. CURRENTLY LIVING IN THE SEABROOK-HAMPTON AREA. MOVED HERE FROM CALI BOUT 4 YEARS AGO AND IM SURPRISED I HAVENT KILLED MYSELF. VERY VERY HARD TO ADAPT, ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE OF HISPANIC-AMERICAN RACE. NO QUESTION, IT'S THE WORST, WORST, WORST STATE FOR MINORITIES TO LIVE IN. EVERYTHING FROM RESIDENTS, TO WEATHER, AND SCHOOLs. GOD DAMN I HATE THIS STATE, I SWEAR, Cold as fuck, and its really snowing as im typing this. my west coast style music is playing and its 10 degrees out. people ask me why i moved and im still searching for an answer.
pinche bola de putos que viven en este mendigo estado. holler to everyone i used to know in south gate, watts, and south central. fuck compton.
by LUIS- age 17 March 8, 2005
Get the new hampshire mug.Deadass just the worst US state humanly possible. It's all just mountains, trees, and maple syrup. New Hampshire will fuck your wife in front of you after beheading your kids. Fuck. What the fuck.
Person 1: "Hey man where do you live?"
Person 2: "I live in New Hampshire."
Person 1: "Woah dude, I didn't know you weren't protected under BOTH the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights."
Person 2: "I live in New Hampshire."
Person 1: "Woah dude, I didn't know you weren't protected under BOTH the U.S. Constitution and the Bill Of Rights."
by Im Crying On The Inside March 27, 2019
Get the New Hampshire mug.New Jersey is an awesome place to live, the best in the entire country. Not at ALL like it is on Jersey Shore. Hell, Jersey Shore isn't even filmed in New Jersey!
Fact: We say 'yo' and 'fuck' A LOT. Most people add 'yo' in every sentence. In fact, I find it weird when people don't.
Fact: We are fast drivers. People not from New Jersey think we're insane, crazy drivers but in Jersey, we all know that 60 mph REALLY means 80.
Fact: Practically everyone famous lived here at one point. (Think: Bruce Springsteen, David Tyree, Queen Latifah, Anne Hathaway)
Whitney Houston lived a block down from my dad when she was younger. Meryl Streep lived two blocks down from where we live now (she doesn't live there anymore, but still). Buzz Aldrin went to my middle school AND high school. Christina Ricci went to my high school. And Stephen Colbert and his family go to the same church as me.
New Jersey kicks ass. Deal with it.
Fact: We say 'yo' and 'fuck' A LOT. Most people add 'yo' in every sentence. In fact, I find it weird when people don't.
Fact: We are fast drivers. People not from New Jersey think we're insane, crazy drivers but in Jersey, we all know that 60 mph REALLY means 80.
Fact: Practically everyone famous lived here at one point. (Think: Bruce Springsteen, David Tyree, Queen Latifah, Anne Hathaway)
Whitney Houston lived a block down from my dad when she was younger. Meryl Streep lived two blocks down from where we live now (she doesn't live there anymore, but still). Buzz Aldrin went to my middle school AND high school. Christina Ricci went to my high school. And Stephen Colbert and his family go to the same church as me.
New Jersey kicks ass. Deal with it.
by Jersey Gurls April 14, 2012
Get the New Jersey mug.Theater type who thinks they're better then everyone else. Loves suade boots, scarfs and dressing hipster. Acting snobby is a must. A cult.
by Newplayer123 January 2, 2009
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"if you drive through one-a dem towns, y'all getcha self shot.", "'yo' that place is whacked" and many other references are a little TOO unrealistic...
point blank: if you new yorkers think that either newark or camden isnt a safe place to live, you OBVIOUSLY havent been to one of the most dangerous places to live in YOUR OWN STATE,
Bedford-Stuyvesant (also known as Bed-Stuy)
that particular place earned it's own line in a song about a crazy man. (yay)
---Ive been stranded in the combat zone,
I walked through bedford sty alone,
Even rode my motorcycle in the ra-in.
And you told me not to drive,
But I made it home alive,
So you said that only proves that Im in-sa-ne.
(corus)---- by billy joel
besides, dont you have anything better to do than trash our state? i mean, COME ON!
"if you drive through one-a dem towns, y'all getcha self shot.", "'yo' that place is whacked" and many other references are a little TOO unrealistic...
point blank: if you new yorkers think that either newark or camden isnt a safe place to live, you OBVIOUSLY havent been to one of the most dangerous places to live in YOUR OWN STATE,
Bedford-Stuyvesant (also known as Bed-Stuy)
that particular place earned it's own line in a song about a crazy man. (yay)
---Ive been stranded in the combat zone,
I walked through bedford sty alone,
Even rode my motorcycle in the ra-in.
And you told me not to drive,
But I made it home alive,
So you said that only proves that Im in-sa-ne.
(corus)---- by billy joel
besides, dont you have anything better to do than trash our state? i mean, COME ON!
yay... there really is no 'example' of new jersey, it is what it is: the best damn place you could ever hope to live.
by Kiori May 19, 2008
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