An inflammatory post, usually political or religious in nature, that you do not necessarily agree with but you are fishing for outrageous responses from your varied group of friends. Best done after a few drinks and after 11:30 pm. The enjoyment usually comes when you wake up to see the whale of a facebook comment mess you created when you've alienated and pissed off most of the people you know.
Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.
Happy fishing.
Choosing the proper lure can be challenging but pick something that even the most politically neutral will take offense to.
Happy fishing.
I was facebook fishing last night so I posted this: "So 49% of america voted for McCain and 51% voted for Black Bush. Sounds like the same old song and dance to me. Preventative attacks to stop people from dying by killing others in foreign lands. Yep. Great plan."
by The Minnow April 14, 2011
Get the Facebook fishingmug. When a girl on facebook states that she looks ugly in every picture, obviously fishing for compliments.
by JABBAJ May 7, 2009
Get the Facebook Whoremug. Posting Facebook statuses that are intended to give the perception that your life is wonderful when in reality it sucks.
"Did you see Jane's Facebook facade where she posted pictures of her Aspen ski vacation? That bitch ain't got two nickels to rub together.
by Socially inept December 12, 2013
Get the facebook facademug. Parents who make their families seem perfect only social media but in real life they could be really bad parents.
Friend 1: How was New York?
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
Friend 2: It was the worst week of my life!
Friend 1: Really? Your mom posted a pic with the caption " Best trip ever!"
Friend 2: Well two seconds after the photo was taken my parent got in a fight about what was for lunch. My mom likes to pretend we have a perfect family on facebook.
Friend 1: Well that's shallow.
Friend 2: Yea. They are Facebook Parents
by lovemusic4ever1 July 29, 2014
Get the Facebook Parentsmug. When someone posts something on facebook that is meant to get alot of likes, (ie. LMS or tbh ) and nobody likes it.
This almost never happens to popular people.
This almost never happens to popular people.
Guy 1: "Have you seen jennifer's stat? She posted a LMS 4 hours ago and NOBODY liked it haha"
Guy 2: "Bahahaha facebook fail!!"
Guy 2: "Bahahaha facebook fail!!"
by Dmjjmd2 August 7, 2011
Get the Facebook Failmug. His status said he's been at the gym everyday for the past five months, but he looks like he's only gone five times. Must be Facebook Living
by Kobay Bryant May 18, 2011
Get the Facebook Livingmug. (n) A person, generally a popular person, that you hardly know, but add to your social networking site, so it seems you have a lot of friends.
Alex: "Did you see how many friends Katy has?!"
Cris: "Yeah, but most of them are just a facebook trophy. She doesn't even talk to most of the people."
Cris: "Yeah, but most of them are just a facebook trophy. She doesn't even talk to most of the people."
by McToodles December 3, 2009
Get the Facebook Trophymug.