A term used to describe an incredibly ugly person; someone you'd have to turn around to fuck. For people who aren't into anal, this is somewhat drastic.

Can also be shortened to "butt fugly".

Robin: Dude, look at the chick! She's so butt-fucking ugly!
Oliver: I dunno, man, I think I'd just paper bag her.
James: Hey, fuck off, dude! That's my sister!
Oliver: Family resemblance, eh?

Butt-Fucking Ugly by srs109 May 7, 2011

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Freddie Fucking Mercury

A badass diva bitch that loves to fuck with people, but is really a great person. Has an amazing voice, and will fuck anyone and everyone. Has a huge love for cats, and also kind extremely gay, and proud. I love him sm. He is the lead singer in a band named Queen. Has huge daddy vibes in the early 80's, and is a great song-writer. Came out of the closet without coming out. Okay he is a god! A legend, and he is MINE.

Friend: You're a fucking diva bitch.

Me: I KNEW FREDDIE FUCKING MERCURY WAS IN ME SOMEWHERE. I LOVE YOU FREDDIE AND I CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU IN HELL ONE DAY.

FREDDIE Mercury, 1984:

Interviewer: Would you like to go to heaven?

Freddie: No. Hell's much better. Look at all the interesting people you're going to meet down there!

Interviewer: *laughs*
Freddie: You're gonna be there, too, ya know.

Me: daMN

Freddie Fucking Mercury by DiscoDeakyismyHUSBAND March 27, 2019

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buy a fucking vowel

Phrase borrowed (more or less) from TV's "Wheel of Fortune", indicating disrespect for someone's mental abilities. Since generally the contestants on Wheel aren't exactly Einstein, telling someone to buy a fucking vowel is about equivalent to "Get a clue, moron!"

You think the War on Drugs is working? Buy a fucking vowel!

President Bush wants to help the middle class, eh? Maybe he should buy a fucking vowel with his family fortune.

buy a fucking vowel by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

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wall fucking

1. When a guy holds a girl under her ass against a wall, and with her arms around his neck and her legs around his waist, proceeds with rapid pelvic thrusts.

2. Wall fucking, its usually the way people join the mile high club.

I held Cindy against the wall and we were wall fucking all night....it was incredible.

wall fucking by joelockelovesthecock January 2, 2006

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