ethan

an absolute faggot who loves minors

“Oh look over there hes talking to a child”
“He must he an ethan!”

by Hungry Harold May 12, 2025

ethan

ethan. this kid is going to fuck your bitch and give you little siblings. he’s gonna eat your mom and leave it like ground beef. he’s got a huge penis, like buddha’s stomach. he’s also got the charm of an angel. when he smiles he lights up the galaxy. the girls drool over him. they finger themselves in the thought of ethan. he is just so sexy and dominant.

ethan fucked my girl last night and he said that she felt brand new.

by mr fyb March 7, 2019

Ethan

A boy who believes anything!

Ethan believes chupacabras are real!

by Bob rob doug May 19, 2018

Ethan

The kind of person who strengthens your hopes and hides your fears. The kind of person you read about but didn't think actually, like, existed. The kind of person you pull close and then totally forget about ever letting go.

that ethan is the best big brother, i could ever ask for

by JeanieJay November 3, 2020

Ethan hay

Utter dick

He’s an absolute ethan hay

by Copy poom October 10, 2020

Ethan

An ethan is the type of person who is chill all of the time, and loves golf. He is a lady lover and is nice and gives food to people

Hey look! it's Ethan, lets go chill!

by Nate Boi January 29, 2020

Ethan

An overall great guy,can be a bit shy at times but get to know him he has a great sense of humour,he gets a bit anxious at times and can sometimes be a bit angry or depressed but deep down he’s an amazing guy

Guy 1: that guy is such a jerk

Guy 2: don’t worry bro he’s an Ethan he looks like a douche but he’s an amazing dude

by Bighaynesy November 12, 2020