Jabba Drunk
When someone gets so drunk, they only mumble incoherently, causing them to sound like Jabba the Hutt.
Jabba Drunk by JenBamer April 28, 2019
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Dicking drunk
Bob: Chet imma get dicking drunk tonight. catch me at elonzo's place.
Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?
Chet: Das gae bring me some food after, k?
Dicking drunk by Calaghan20 June 27, 2020
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Sleep drunk
Dang, she acted so crazy late last night laughing and singing for no reason, she must have been sleep drunk.
Sleep drunk by Lukeemulous June 27, 2020
Plastered drunk
Getting, am or was plastered is the act of drinking so much alcohol at a rate of which the body cannot excrete it quickly causing you to be plastered drunk. It’s basically being drunk from a high volume of alcohol at a fast rate beyond the point of being able to suppress signs of intoxication to the point of it being blatantly obvious that you’re drunk.
Examples of this are laughing hysterically with your friend because you just cut your foot open because you failed to catch the knife he threw then using that injury as an excuse to drink more to numb the pain because you’re plastered drunk. Another example is yelling at your neighbors or taking your clothes because you and you alone think it’s funny to do so in front of other people and even in worst cases twirling those clothing items in the air because your plastered drunk, or driving your car through your neighbors yard then getting out of that car and leaving it running in drive and leaving the door open only to fall over 3 steps later and blackout because you were plastered drunk, you started drinking and you did not stop. If you’re reading this your probably not plastered drunk. If you are trying to monkey fuck a cigarette the wrong way failing time after time then yelling at the cigarette telling that cigarette to “work with me god dammit!” you’re plastered drunk and you haven’t the slightest clue. Examples of things people say when their plastered drunk:- Ello govorner! -How does you’re toilet flush man? -Hey guys I think I left my phone on the roof hold on let me try to call it *pulls phone out of pocket*.
Plastered drunk by Yourfavoritefuckbitch January 5, 2021
Drive Drunk Jonny
Drive Drunk Jonny by Jonnywanglinden January 16, 2021
Easy drunk
I was drinking red wine and i consider myself 'a light weight' when i drink because i feel the 'happy' relaxed feeling quickly. However a man i didn't really know kept calling me 'an easy drunk'. I corrected him several times by saying i prefer 'a light weight' but he continuing saying you're a easy drunk'
I being a woman who controls herself and drinks a small amount of red wine felt that he was really saying that i was an easy lay(in bed).
I being a woman who controls herself and drinks a small amount of red wine felt that he was really saying that i was an easy lay(in bed).
Easy drunk by Easy drunk April 29, 2021
angy drunk man
The angy drunk man tries to find a girl at the bar the angy drunk man walks in the bar and finds himself a beautiful young waman he talks to her and he says " have seggs with me" with his luscious lips and then she says "yes ofc angy drunk man" she bends down and takes off the angy drunk mans jeans and then slides down the angy drunk mans boxers but all she found was....WAS A VAGINA. the lady gasp, but then she started poking the pussy and had fun for the rest of the night. in the morning the so called angy drunk man said to the lady "im sorry for lying my name's elle do u wanna date me?" elle says. "ofc and my names kyndra" and they lived happily seggsly after
angy drunk man by MommySussyBAKAKAKKAKAMAKAKAah_ June 8, 2021