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depression

someone that is big sad. big sad might make them want to commit neck rope. give this big sad person a hug.
My depression makes me want to commit die
by KhatLol February 23, 2022
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Depression

A real thing that 13 years old claim to have when they get dumped thinking it was the love of her life when DUDE STFU YOU'RE 12-13-14 it wasn't the love of your life stop saying you're now depressed cause NO you're not even if you're sad Depression is real don't say that You have a depression if you don't.
Depression
by DaddyDino ;) December 13, 2020
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Doge depression

A sadness that occurs when you sold Dogecoin way too early and missed out on millions of dollars in the stock market
I bought Dogecoin at $.0017 a share and sold it for $900 instead of $3 million. Im suffering from Doge depression now.
by anonymous May 9, 2021
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Depression

Something you prop. have

I mean, your serching "Depression" on urban dictionary.
Person 1 "I have depression."

Person 2 "Then you should go see a therapist."

Person 1 "No. I'm gonna go rant on the internet, that will help!"

Person 2 "Your hopeless."
by Ganykem February 1, 2022
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post destructionial depression

post destructional depression - a state of mind where an individual is depressed, and doesn't have a home and feels homesick and hopeless, because he learned his home planet was destroyed (specifically, past life home)
I am so depressed, I wish the Universe wouldn't exist, I just want to go home to my home planet, Maldek...

- i think you have post destructionial depression, you will never feel home again..
by t00c00lforscho00l June 2, 2022
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Dan’s Depression

When you develop a depression so deep within you due to being employed at Dan’s that don’t realize you’re depressed until other people point it out. You begin to lash out at self checkout customers for not knowing the store code for bagels and begin sabotaging grocery carts in response. A severe mental disorder, those afflicted should not be approached unless a natural disaster occurs, in which they will begin praying for an apocalypse.
I’ve worked at Dan’s for far too long, I believe I have been infected with Dan’s Depression. Just last week I lashed out at a customer for telling me to have a good day.
by JRdanbury February 18, 2019
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