dream daddy

A yaoi dad dating simulator
Date dads while being a dad. Makes tonnsss of sense, right?

DREEEEEAAAAAAMMMM DAAAAAADDDDDYYYYY

Person 1: hey what is dream daddy about?
Person 2: this gay dating sim lets you hook up with your perfect daddy
Person 1: oh, damn. I NEED ME SOME DREAM DAAAADDDYYYY
Person 2: OH YES. GO GET YOU SOME DREAM DAAAAADDDDDDYYYYY

by Pickle_Tube October 7, 2017

Play daddy

Play daddy is younger than the average sugar daddy and more energetic, gets all the benefits of sugar daddy with less expenditure.

The daddy is just metaphorical. It's more about ability to "meet needs" than age

I'm 43, Barak is my play daddy, Warren is my sugar daddy.

by Nisty January 6, 2017

gee daddy

Bald work mate universally disliked

Ole gee daddy wont shut up

by Yo Mamma June 20, 2004

Lil Daddy

1. A short sexy male with fatherly or authoriative appeal.

Women love them a Lil Daddy.

by Alicia Jessie B April 24, 2009

wank daddy

someone who is not getting any action and therefore must wank, as apposed to a mack daddy

man, gannon is such a wank daddy, he never gets any action

by theholysock June 10, 2003

shrimp daddy

person who thinks that he/she is a pimp but is in fact no where close to being laid. (opposite of pimp daddy)

that guy is such a shrimp daddy he probably playse counter strike or some gay fucking game like that all day, even worse i bet he trys to have cyber sex.

by HairyShaved November 6, 2004

your daddy

Comeback to anything dorogatory.

Thousand: Shaq sucks, nag.

Steve: Your daddy sucks.

by dilbear May 27, 2004