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swamp cunt

swamp cunt is when a women does not properly cleanse her pussy over a extended period of time usually two or more days thus turning her pussy into a moist,damp,rotten place where no guy or girl would ever care to visit or stay for that matter
bobby... hey tony didnt you date that girl behind the counter over there. tony.. yea i did but not for a long time. bobby.. how come she looks great...tony...bobby her fucking pussy smelt like a fucking wharf. bobby....no shit that bad wow who would of thought that she has swamp cunt thats to bad
by tommy tissue September 9, 2011
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Cunt Relish

Cunt relish is when you're eating out a girl with long, bushy pubes, and said pubes become wet and crunchy with vaginal juices, just like relish.
by manthonyS December 2, 2010
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Closet Cunt

1. Noun
-A girl/woman who is falsely kind, yet is secretly a total bitch. Someone who you are probably obligated in some way to maintain a friendly relationship with but actually despise.

2. Verb
-To lock a cunt in a closet.
1. That girl I work with is a total closet cunt. She likes to act friendly but does things to make my life hell.

2. I found a cunt and locked that bitch in a closet.
by mother.goose July 10, 2010
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fuckasaurus cunt

Very similar to the fuckasaurus rex but much more of a cunt. An old, sexually active twat.
by tapman kitchenklub October 21, 2010
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Cunt wanger

Noun 1. (vulgar). A small erectile organ at the anterior or ventral part of the vulva homologous to the penis; the clitoris.

2. A female homosexual who assumes the dominant postion in a lesbian relationship who is partial to cunnilingus. See: Bull-dyke; Carpet muncher; Diesel-dyke.
Mariilyn Monroe is overheard on the tapes telling her psychiatrist that Joan Crawford was a real cunt wanger.
by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006
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cunt-puncher

One that punches cunts, used in place of more overused insults like douche, asshole etc.
"Matt Deegan is such a cunt-puncher dude."

"I agree he really licks anus."
by Ian E. Campbell September 10, 2008
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cunt wrangler

A middleman who serves as an intermediary between a prostitute and a man, woman, couple or group desiring sex; a procurer; a pimp.
"They say Snoop Dogg wuz a cunt wrangler before he crack the music industry."

"Say what?"

"He deal in crack before rap!"
by Sloe Pimp January 2, 2008
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