Candy Cunt

The definition of this phrase can be looked on differently, depending on context. The first is probably most obvious of the two simply describes somebody's luscious vagina.

The second, perhaps not as clear and used less often, refers to those who are "up their own ass"; who think they're the dog's bollocks/cat's pyjamas, and are generally disliked for this.
Definition One:

Guy 1 - You see that chick I was chattin' to last night?
Guy 2 - Aw, yeah. She was HOT, dude!
Guy 1 - She has a sweet candy cunt too ;)

Definition Two:

Gal 1 - Oh my Gosh!
Gal 2 - What is it?
Gal 1 - See that bitch over there? She must think she's a real candy cunt!
Gal 2 - Gosh, girls these days..
by The Krowe October 11, 2010
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Cunt Critters

Bugs around a vagina, like crabs.
I would never bang that girl. Shes been with so many guys that she probably has cunt critters.
by Nick427 October 11, 2009
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Dumb Cunt

by 1._unknown_.2 August 13, 2019
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Cunt Ball

The Ball on the ring of a female genital piercing.
I was bangin' that girl so hard her cunt ball popped off.
by Jessi_Cat May 10, 2012
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Cunt burp

An emission or expulsion of air from the vagina that may occur during or after sexual intercourse or (less often) during other sexual acts, stretching or exercise.

The sound is somewhat comparable to flatulence from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated. Slang terms for vaginal flatulence include vart, queef.
Your mom just reached over and cunt burped, it sounded wet.

Like blowing your noise in a handkerchief.
by Captain p February 11, 2012
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Pigz Cunt

The words speak for themselves, there can not be many things on our planet as ugly or as smelly or as dirty or a chubby as a pigs cunt!
Best used in confrontational situations to maimise its full affect. Example:"Your nothing but a pigz cunt", lets people know you think they are ugly and overweight as well as having a lack of personnel hygiene, all this with just two words.
by DANNY BISH March 26, 2008
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Cunt Nugget

A person that's a cunt and has the brain capacity of a nugget.
You short-sighted self-obsessed cunt nugget.
by Josh Davey September 15, 2020
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