Cock Vacuum

An alternate form of a "slut" or "whore" in social terms of females. However, it can be used to describe a friend or foe by using it as an insult.

A woman who sucks so much male genitalia she resembles a vacuum. Evidently the vacuum was made for sucking.

Chewbacca: I used to go out with Crystal, she was a real man stick sausage lover.

Jackson: Yeah, I heard she was a real deal Cock Vacuum.

Chewbacca: It was like I had a Hoover Vacuum attached to my cock every minute of the day.

Jackson: Amen!

by Chewbaccaontherocks September 4, 2011

COCK FEEDING

When a male feeds a living being through his penis using semen

"Hey bro I'm hungry"

"Don't worry dude I got you" *Unzips pants*

"Thanks bro that was scrumptious"

"Your welcome that was called COCK FEEDING"

by Creamothy February 6, 2023

Nice Cock

Expression best used in an empty Hallway by Guys called Tim

Tim: Nice Cock
Person 2: What are you doing in my House?!?

by REXtheCRY November 22, 2021

cock yodeling

The sound porn actresses make when their mouth is being repeatedly, forcefully jammed onto a cock at a rapid pace. Usually accompanied by gagging, choking, and strings of spit.

Damn, that girl was cock yodeling like a champ- you could hear the GUK GUK GUK half a block away.

by Babs McGaggy January 31, 2020

Cock gatherer

A person who dedicates there life to the cultivation of penis.

‘Emma and Crystal are such a cock gatherers’

by AstrayMind98 March 26, 2020

Half Cock

Unlike what some people may believe, a half cock is the position of the hammer of a firearm when about half retracted and held by the sear so that it cannot be operated by a pull on the trigger.

Person 1: I didnt realize I had it on half cock until I tried to fire.

Person 2: You dumbass, you gotta pay attention to that shit!

by Da Hooman Who'll Kick Your Ass April 20, 2020

Cock Racing

A cock race happens when one semi truck tries to take over another on a two lane highway, and inadvertently holds up traffic due to both drivers wanting to be in the front, and both drivers driving at basically the same speed. A cock race can take anywhere from 30 seconds to 10 minutes, and if ever experienced, can be one of the more frustrating things about a long drive.

Friend 1: "Hurry the f*ck up man, I gotta shit my asshole out!"
Friend 2: "I can't because these motherf*cking truckers are cock racing! The ret*rds are going the same speed!"
Friend 1: "Get in their blind spot bro!"

by kkbb May 12, 2020