Christian

The type of guy who’s so handsome that he’d probably win a male beauty pageant. His hobbies include roasting people and looking up people’s names in the urban dictionary.

Christian is so charming! Even getting roasted by him is a true honor.

by chorusdork07 December 20, 2017

Harrisburg Christian school

There’s lots to unpack here. This is a school for a bunch of rich white assholes who like to stay in their white bubble of Christian-ness. Everyone thinks they’re the shit, but in reality, people in the real world who go to normal public schools laugh at these dweebs. Our diversity rating, negative percent. With some pervs, fossils, cat grandmas who can’t tell they’re super cringe, and subs who can’t self tan as teachers, you’ll have an interesting experience to say the least.

Person 1: did you hear about that school, Harrisburg Christian school?
Person 2: ewww they’re a bunch of losers haha

by Crazy_rat_johnson July 8, 2023

Christian

Christian is a boy who dated a girl but she was a hoe and he is very freaky and weird and he might be a hoe too who knows🤷🏽 ♀️

Christian idk

by Don’t worry lol September 4, 2019

Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz

These are some mighty ugly Christian lights

by Nocustomdefinition June 26, 2019

Christian

well if you listen to christian music, the feeling doesnt last forever

thats if you get hooked on one song

Christian is a great religion

by Happy Christian April 11, 2023

Christian Sacco

This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.

Girl- Oh is that Christian Sacco, I heard he beats people who are different and loves 9/11.

by JuicyMeatballs10 June 10, 2022

christian<33

The person keeping me alive, a person who cares about everybody, a person who deserves the world~ Christian , if your reading this, I love you<3 (Miranda)

christian<33 is an amazing person.

by flixsammy January 19, 2022