zach and cheese

When your friend Zach is has passed out so you cover their body in cheese.

friend 1: what did you do yesterday?
Friend 2: I made some Zach and cheese
Friend 3: That's why he smells like mozzarella.

by Queen Onion March 18, 2020

Whore Cheese

1. Of pertaining to a woman's yeasty and vaginal cheese like qualities.

2. A person's personal item that's tainted by layers of sex juice (which over time, has fermented into a ripe cheese like quality)

"I'm not sitting down on your whore cheese couch, with all the hundreds of men you've slept with, that thing's nasty", says Destiny to her friend Chastity

"Dude, did you see that whore cheese on that stripper's vag?"
-Jebediah
"Yeah brah, that yellowish white thing was drippin' down all over the place" - Elijah

by Yourmomlovesquirelldicks October 23, 2012

Prince Cheese

That shit you named when you were on the toilet bored as ballz.

I had to flush Prince Cheese down the toilet...

by Thanos’Daddy June 28, 2019

Rip cheese

An expression said to express pity in a sarcastic tone.

used when talking about something insignificant.

Person A - “I forgot to do my homework”

Person B - “Rip cheese yo”

by Cochieman November 3, 2020

Mushy Cheese

Mushy Cheese derives from the greek 'cheesicus de la mush' meaning death by cheese from a male stripper. It can be used to express joy or hate, depending on how kinky you are:

1. good morning, that's a nice mushy cheese!

2. Urrgh, you're such a mushy cheese!!

by Tallia Foxgroove February 26, 2014

Cheese Blindness

The state of temporary insanity caused by the opportunity to consume cheese

I ate that whole block of cheddar in one sitting and I don't even remember doing it. That must be my cheese blindness acting up again

by Meringue March 19, 2015

The Big Cheese

Someone who can be a very big criminal and/or may be wearing a hat, typically either a beanie or fedora. Often the head of a crime ring (Or multiple crime rings), similar to someone with the alias "Big Tony" or "Frank Sinatra". Will insist on being referred to as "The Big Cheese" rather than their actual name, even when talking with friends. Will have an odor of feta, cheddar, gouda, blue cheese, swiss, provelone, brie, American?, pepper jack, parmesan, or gerbils, but only one at a time. The true name of someone with "The Big Cheese" as their alias is often concealed, but have often been found to have stupid names that are one syllable and contain four letters.

Ryan's Friend: Hey, I think that "The Big Cheese" is kind of bad at Clash Royale.

The Big Cheese: I'm going to have my underling Smooth Jimbo rub you out for that comment, you sack of overused marmalade. Then I'll put so many holes in you that you'll look like that piece of Swiss Cheese I slammed down my gullet this morning.

by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022