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Cum Catcher(s)

(1) the dimples located on the small of ones back
(2) a lower back tattoo, generally on a female
(3) a derogatory name that gives the impression of an easy, or promiscuous woman
(4)Basically, a term that describes a person or a place where dude wants to blow his load
As the store clerk bent at the waist to pick the milk crate up off of the floor, her shirt rose ever so slightly, revealing her bare back. And that's when I saw it. There, in the small of her back, were her perfectly placed, and oh so sexy, cum catcher(s). Unbeknownst to her, this was the moment I knew I had to have her. I would win her feminine affection and make her my bride. To consummate our holy matrimony, on the night of our wedding, she shall catch my cum. And on that magical night, in the privacy of our honeymoon suite, and then again on the not so private balcony, catch my cum she did. And they all lived happily ever after despite the loveless marriage, fueled my lust and base desire. The end.
by Mrs. Anntastic March 31, 2021
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You catch my drift?

The stupidest fucking phrase to have ever existed.
If you say this phrase you most likely chested on your girlfriend with your sister and eat doritos for breakfast.
"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick."
by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021
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You catch my drift?

The worst phrase to have ever fucking existed.
If you say this you probably cheated on your girlfriend with your sister and smell like doritos.
"You catch my drift?"
"Fuck you Jerry, you soggy cunt. Go suck your mom's dick. "
by mrplanetpluto April 19, 2021
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Harry Catchpole

The lowest form of individual, usually a long curly toed creature that walks around awkwardly. A Harry catchpole can often be found lurking in the background or getting his nipples out at band nights, with arms longer than their legs, they struggle to move around
Person 1 : wow I love a guy that’s over 6ft tall
Person 2: yeah me too but only if they aren’t a Harry Catchpole
by Harry Catchpole May 14, 2021
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cum catcher

It is a legend that lives around Hickleberry Drive. It is believed to be Jack's sister. Researchers have still not come to the conclusion but are almost curtain that it is in fact her.
Have you heard of the Cum Catcher? No? Well, it's a long story.....
by Coolnotinsanealltimelow June 14, 2021
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Cream catcher

*looking in bra and underwear drawer*
“Man it looks like I need to buy myself some new cream catchers”
by Ermmaeads July 13, 2021
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Cony-catcher

Con-men, tricksters or thieves looking for someone to peel.
"Watch out for Old Nick the Stick, that cony-catcher is looking for rubes like you to con out of their drawers."
by Zed Numar July 25, 2021
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