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Christian

This name is not forgotten, it is beautiful and the people who have this name are perfect.
I think of all your friends, a Christian can change everything. He's always there for you, he always has the solution to the problems. He always has the right words at hand
As any person, we have problems, he believes that their problems were eventually with him, but always finds a way forward.
ou'd definitely love to have a Christian in your life, they just brighten everything up. He's happy.

He knows how to be a friend, he knows how to be a good friend.

And the best thing is that they listen to good music, he is so special, that you would envy not to have a Chris in your life.
Where's Christian?

As he always goes so seriously walking, with his hearing aids, nothing stops him and that is special in him.
by Buy a stairway to heaven March 28, 2018
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Temple Baptist christian school

Christian School Christian schools are terrible places where the teachers make you want to completely give up on everything. The work is intense and the people are bitches, preps, hoes, and some of them may be extreamly religious. Most of the people in the school are related and the ones that aren’t in the family get treated like shit. Truth is, everyone in the school hates it and they think of it as Hell on Earth. If you know anyone who goes to this terrible place, give them a hug... and even if you don’t believe in God, pray for them...
Do you go to Temple Baptist Christian School?
by Secret Satan May 19, 2018
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Tude Christian

A Christian who believes disrespect is part of the Christian faith, particularly that "Turning the other cheek" is a guesture of disrespect and not forgiveness, and that the Sermon on the Mount actually meant, "Acts of disrespect must have a sound basis and be the least needed to achieve mutual respect."
Tude Christians can be damn rude.
by respectistheanswer May 21, 2018
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christian living

The lifestyle of a conservative, wealthy, well mannered teen who really just wants to have fun in life and still be sought out as a good Christian.
Sorry, can’t go out tonight it’s just another part of Christian living. Then goes and gets drunk with friends and acts like nothing happened the next day.
by Rduncan May 24, 2018
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Hans Christian

Mainly in (queer-dense) fandoms, a gay man who proudly fantisizes about straight vanilla relationships of the characters involved. Usually a careerist, but can appear anywhere else if he's conservative enough.

After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.
-"David is such a Hans Christian. I mean, SonAmy is great an all, but it's not that special. And shouldn't he push for gay ships, since he's gay himself? Talk about supression of expression!"
by Cinamel April 19, 2018
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Christian

One Sexy beast from Norway who is tired of searching his name on the internet and only getting religious results.
Christian is really good at Fortnite.
Damn Christian is so hot and good at Fortnite.
by Adolf Sartorius 69 April 20, 2018
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Christian

A fat shit that instead of swimming, munches on anything he can get his soft hands onto. Occasionally will cry and threaten to sit on someone
Wow that kid is so slow. It must be Christian
by Swim bois May 30, 2018
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