Melting The Cheese

When you cum in a toaster, then proceed to turn in on, causing the toaster to short-circuit and explode.

Anon: Did you see Anon melting the cheese yesterday?

by BonesTheWendigo August 29, 2019

Beating the cheese

Masturbating with such vigor that your cream becomes cheese!

Was beating the cheese gooda for you too?

by Zuka21 August 31, 2019

Cheese dick

Someone who's cheesy and acts like a dick.

His was a fucking cheese dick

by Jesusthesonofhuddinge September 9, 2019

low cheese

a hockey term for when when you snipe on the tendy and it goes low corner and its a beauty. sometimes referred to as low cheddar

" I sniped the biscuit low cheese on the tendy yesterday."

by tendy June 6, 2018

dick in cheese

It means a big failure that can never be undone also referenced also to sponk

Oh I’m such a dick in cheese I missed the golf hole

by sponkqueen December 12, 2017

Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning

Bro do u have knob cheese?

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020

Cheese Wednesday

A day of holy power and wisdom that can only be appreciated by an individual of culture, integrity and grace.

The followers of Cheesus all gather and eat cheese in his holy name. All non-believers are executed and removed from the ceremonies.

Damn the price of Cheese has really increased lately.
We must all chant on Cheese Wednesday.

by CheesusFollower#27284 February 26, 2020