"A canadian oven is a guy who jacks off in kleenex, socks, toilet paper and his pants. It has been reported that he has been doing this since 7 years old."
by Kindaspooky July 2, 2022
Get the A Little Canadian Ovenmug. Canadian Empire is a fucking donkey simp ass fuck head commie furry. If you see him call him a furry.
by 1Arlia1 June 19, 2021
Get the Canadian Empiremug. Dude, where is Joakim?
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(
Oh, sorry to inform you, but he went full on Canadian tonight.
Rest in peace my brother ;-(
by The Beer dude June 15, 2017
Get the full on canadianmug. The thick bush like leg hair all true Canadians possess. Developed throughout many generations this leg hair is used to protect Canadians from the elements while hiking, snowshoeing and playing outdoor hockey.
Hey there bud your Canadian Coat is showing.
Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.
Those boys arent even Canadian. They dont even wear a Canadian coat.
by RestlessPenisSyndrome May 22, 2017
Get the Canadian Coatmug. The Canadian battle helmet is even more sought after than the Canadian belt buckle. It requires greater overall penis length, and fantastic fortitude.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
Whereas the Canadian belt buckle requires simply exposing ones testicles (beautiful ones only), the Canadian battle helmet requires much more. To perform this, a males must takes his penis, wrap it around beneath his testicles and have it then drape over on top of the scrotum. This will now resemble a Trojan war helmet: the penis representing the nose guard, and the testicles the eye holes. To be truly successful, a man must use a “male landing strip” of pubic hair, more commonly known as a “genital Carlton”. I have NOT accomplished this task with the genital Carlton.
by Shoguy32 July 5, 2021
Get the Canadian battle helmetmug. Vinny; When i went to Canada for the first time i had some broad give me a Canadian Breakfast
Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
Joe: Thats the most canadian thing i heard all day
by Tarvish June 12, 2020
Get the Canadian Breakfastmug. Flying from another country to Canada to receive sexual intercourse.
New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues
New fad for people to blow large sums of money on airline tickets and fly to another country instead of running the risk of being seen with escorts, hookers, or prostitues
Did you hear who got some "Canadian nookie" last month?!?!
(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend
(Insert name) just got some "Canadian nookie" last weekend
by Poon slayer69 March 30, 2015
Get the canadian nookiemug.