by Duck butts are stupid February 17, 2017

The sexual act of a man covering his penis in frosting and pop rocks then commencing to receive oral from the female. Quite stimulating for both partners.
by wazzanagga September 23, 2013

by iamnobody130409 August 27, 2024

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

by Powerslug March 11, 2024

by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016

The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
