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you can kiss my grits

an appropriate way of saying "you can kiss my ass" to your uncle.

also, from Scary Movie 2
uncle hubert: eAt yER gReEn bEaNs
larry: YOU CAN KISS MY GRITS
by larryyfuckingstylinsonn September 3, 2017
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You can suck my dick

You can suck my dick.
by Me will make t bad be die April 15, 2020
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Can I get a witness?

A phrase that is usually shouted when something bad happens to the individual shouting. Used when someone frames an individual for either something they did/did not do.
Does not have to be relevant to one person accusing another person, as it also can be used if a piece of machinery fails to work or a driver cuts off another driver to point out the ridiculousness of the situation.
Goes back to when racial profiling was popular by cops. Used by any black male/female who was arrested in an attempt to defeat the legal system.
1: go to the office!
2:I didn't do anything!
1:go now!
2: Can I get a witness??
by Alfons Richter April 9, 2008
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Can I have your digits?

An inquiry to acquite and possess anothers fingers.
Greetings, Earthling. I am Nilbog of the Planet Sepa. My manual tactile receptors have melted upon entry into your planet's stratosphere. As reparations, can I have your digits?
by Bobert Crumballs April 21, 2005
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can you take the trash out

something that your wife asks you when you're tired at night. about to go to sleep and gotta reset them popeye legs.
"Hey honey, can you take the trash out and the clothes downstairs.

No booboo kitty i can't"
by palpate June 5, 2016
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Can I say the N word

A question, often asked by Wiggers, to the President Obama.
"Can I say the N word?"
"Can I have an N word pass?"
by Can I say the N Word March 18, 2019
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zacky poo poo tuna can

tuna can--the size penis zacky poo poo wishes he had and zacky poo poo the name we gave him because we love him
Zacky poo poo tuna can keeps tryin to flash his tuna can but no one ever remembers there microscope :) love you zacky poo poo
by luciouslalah September 24, 2010
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