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Bread Theory

If one person in a relationship really likes bread and the other dosen't, it's a really good sign the relationship will go places. If both parties like bread or dislike bread there is a great possibility it won't go as well.
Meghan: I love bread

Shawn: I hate bread

Tomás: due to the Bread theory they are perfect for eachother
by Nicheis October 16, 2023
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Bread

One of the best fucking foods in the world, if you don't like bread then you can go f*ck yourself
Person 1: I'm hungry
Person 2: Me too
Person 1: Wanna chow down on some bread
Person 2: Ew no! Bread is horrible
Person 1: Get out of my face
by BreadMan1.2.3.4.5 July 25, 2023
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Bread Cake

3 Peices Of Bread Stacked On Top Of Each other, With Chocolate Sauce On Each One. On The Top One, There's Sprinkles Alongside The Chocolate-Top Of The Yummy Monolith.
I'm So Fat, That I'm Basically A Stress Ball. The Only Reason Is Because I Eat Bread Cake.
by A@$TE90P3 April 18, 2023
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Swiss cheese with no bread to land on

To be beyond all hope. At the end of you rope with nowhere left to go. A desperate feeling in a hopeless situation.
After John's family was killed and he lost his house, he felt like swiss cheese with no bread to land on.
by TheGrammerNinja July 19, 2018
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The bread pudding effect

When you make a recipe for your friends or family that turns out a bit *too* good. They then associate you with said recipe and insistently demand that you make it for them at as many special occasions as possible. It can become very annoying very quickly.

Named after a dessert called bread pudding, praised for its simplicity and incredible flavor.
1: "UUGHHH! I hate the bread pudding effect!"
2: "Uh... what?"
1: "I made some bread pudding for my sister's birthday party last week. It turned out incredibly well, but now it's all she ever talks about with me! She keeps asking me to make more of it for her and asking me to bring some to more events and... ugh, it's so annoying."
2: "Bread pudding is indeed really quite nice! Ya know... you could probably persuade her to pay you for more of it in the future."
1: "That-- ...that's not a bad idea, actually. Hm!"
by Inlovewithabsol December 23, 2023
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jelly breaded

When a women has a nice big healthy ass with a nice motion to her walk.
Damn! That girl is light weight jelly breaded .
by Mouth Piece October 13, 2017
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White bread

Can you pick up some white bread.
by Likteabagab May 25, 2018
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