MIKE LANE

DUDE HAS THE BIGGEST COCK PULLS THE BADDEST BITCH ALL HAIL MIKE LANE

MIKE LANE FOR PRESIDENT

by djdjhrnxnxbdbd December 10, 2021

Mike

Short for Michael in many cultures.

This person is the most common friend to have in multiples for people born in the 1980's through early 1990's due to the extremely high popularity of the name in that era. People in this age group know so many Mikes that they confuse others and themselves frequently in conversation without establishing systems of differentiation. A Mike can be the best and most loyal friend with great personal hygiene and cleanliness skills to match their natural charm. Not all Mikes are created equal.

"Mike's coming over later, is that cool?"

"Which fucking Mike?"

by NickEffinB May 30, 2025

Mike Le grys

Big tin tin quiff wearing stud muffin. Usually seen with an rpg in his back pocket flying shotgun in a heli around rebirth island.

Did you see that? That guy did a Mike le grys.

by Synyster17 November 7, 2022

mike riveraing

camping in call of duty.

"i didnt want to die so i went mike riveraing

by jim cod November 9, 2011

Mike

Hunk of the south east

Have you met Mike? The hunk of the south east

by Nimsayh February 6, 2021

Mike Ropenis

Chad's alter ego.

Frederick: Hey Chad, is there any nicknames you have ever given yourself?

Chad: Yeah, Mike Ropenis.
Frederick: Oh, cool. I see. Mike, as in the greatest name in the planet, and Ropenis, as in Rope- nis (Rope Nice). I, too also enjoy a fine rope.

Chad: They closed the Epstein case. We must hang all responsible.

Frederick: But Epstein's already dead.
Chad: ...

by yungthotslayer_29 September 7, 2019

Mike Pallidino

He is an idiot, anybody would cook him in 2k, madden, anything like that, that’s not the neighborhood but you can think what you want.

“Mike pallidino sucks at madden”

by Bleat November 26, 2019