Bacon handjob

A handjob by an American landwhale.

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I heard you fucked with Becky, that fat cunt."
Guy 2: "I didn't spread those legs, I just got a bacon handjob."

by Gamerdactyl February 14, 2019

baconbitch

when u eat lots of bacon
u turn out being a bacon bitch

"omg you ate all that bacon????"
"yeah im like a baconbitch"

by baconbitch February 19, 2019

Baconnater

A chocolate bar with bacon

Oh bobby do you want to share my baconnater

by Foodie February 26, 2019

baconmaster777

Sub to PewDiePie. And BACONMASTER777

BACONMASTER777 is BACONMASTER777

by Sub_To_PewDiePie March 6, 2019

Bacon Kisses

getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"

by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019

Bacon

the absolute hottest. If really really good looking than often referred to as sizzling bacon.

Elle: Omg did you see that girl she was so bacon
Brooke: Yes!! I wish i was as bacon as her

by anonymous876491 May 14, 2019

Bacon

Greasy food that can either be crispy or fatty but but most foodies like it when it has the perfect balance between crispy and fatty to enjoy this wonderful creation from God.

I love this bacon.

by Cra-cra2007 July 13, 2019