Brandon eyink

Not going to college

You know that Brandon eyink kid

O that kid he’s not going to college

by Pooh shiesty March 2, 2021

Brandon

Brandon typically is very funny and has a great personality not only that he has a shlong and is very smart

Brandon is funny

by Coolestguy42069 March 1, 2019

Brandon

a fat fucking retard that smells like cheeseburgers

"hey brandon you fat fuck"

by hunkem June 25, 2023

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

brandon

small dick....
Smallest dick in the world..
kinda crazy

Omg i gave brandon top and it was tiny

by ijdfidishfisdhf May 21, 2024

Brandon From Class

A Brandon from class is a kid in your class who has a huge crush on you but goes about it completely the wrong way (stalks you, lies to you about what they're into)

Wow that kid asked me to blow him but I thought he was straight, he's such a Brandon from class

by fcb^ May 11, 2016

Brandon Oropeza

A rude, cold, no good friend that will backstab you!

"Yea he's a real Brandon Oropeza"

by silverhydra23 May 20, 2021