alabama damp towel

When you fuck your dead mother’s corpse while a rooster watches. The act is complete when the rooster crows.

The way Clyde the rooster looked at me while I was performing an Alabama damp towel on my dead mom in that barn made me feel ashamed. But the way he crowed after I ejaculated made me feel proud. Now I just need to figure out where to bury her body.

by Constance Lingus February 13, 2022

Alabama hot pocket

A man shits in another mans ass and then fucks him

Doctor: Why is this person so constipated

P1: me and p2 did the Alabama hot pocket

by Jerkinintheboysroom February 14, 2022

Alabama Will Smith'd

Slapping diarrhea on someone for making fun of your wife

Guy: That bastard Alabama Will Smith'd me!
Girl: I know. You are ugly and you stink.'

by AlabamaBaby March 31, 2022

Alabama toaster strudel

It's where your dad (or other family member) finiahes inside your mom ( or other family member) who then paints you and your siblings face with the warm Alabama molasses.

My sister and I eally enjoy our daily Alabama toaster strudel.

by Noemad April 8, 2022

Alabama spit swap

When on man ejaculate into another mans urethra

Last night me and Donny we’re wrastlin and we gave each other the old Alabama spit swap

by Thicc shawty April 15, 2022

alabama whoop whoop

The Alabama whoop whoop is the piercing of a Chonky cooter hood sometimes bearing a comb over or mullet downstairs

That chick last night had the old Alabama whoop whoop to my surprise

by AzRev February 26, 2022

alabama bush hog

A mainly lesbian or a masculine woman

Man look at the Alabama bush hog, she's built like a linebacker

by Jippy Dimes February 28, 2022