A human that becomes a potato that rolls around screaming and sprouts arms and legs at one point. The cure is to eat five peanuts every day for 360 days. When becoming a potato, eat that human fast before they reproduce and try to kill you with their mini potato children.
Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?
Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.
Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.
by A goddamn god April 11, 2019
Get the Abusive Potato Syndromemug. When doing a girl doggy style, pulling out, busting a nut on her back, then waiting till it dries, peeling it off and feeding it to her
by AShiver August 4, 2007
Get the detroit potato chipmug. A disturbing and lingering fart, that is often silent in nature and resembles opening a packet of original potato chips on a hot day.
"God damn it Ashlea, your potato chip fart is lingering and fucking up my nostrils!!"
"Robbo get your potato chip fart ass away from me and poop swagger thata way!"
"Robbo get your potato chip fart ass away from me and poop swagger thata way!"
by poop police February 1, 2014
Get the potato chip fartmug. by azzaboyooo October 18, 2008
Get the hot potato voicemug. When one flexes his or her ass causing multiple dimples to form giving the appearance of lumps like mashed potatoes
by ABlackMan69 November 3, 2010
Get the Mashed Potato Assmug. cum on a girls face right before she goes to sleep.
then when she wakes up, she peels it off and eats it.
texas potato chip
then when she wakes up, she peels it off and eats it.
texas potato chip
by t-rexxx November 27, 2009
Get the texas potato chipmug. by RuffLikeYourMotherLikesIt August 1, 2011
Get the Hot Potato Throwbackmug.