super-straight

1. Someone who is only attracted to cisgender females
2. Someone who is transphobic
3. A menace to society

Hello, my name is Adam, I'm excited about this date but before anything I want you to know that I'm super-straight by the way.

The reasonable date proceeds to walk away.

by Je ne t'abandonnerai jamais April 22, 2022

Super Straight

Someone who is a Racist and wants to be penetrated by a big werewolf daddy and looking for some Fat Cock

Im so super straight

Go fuck yourself

by LostAnd_Bored May 5, 2022

Spaghetti Straight

A person who identifies as straight but is open to or actively has sexual relations with someone of the same gender. The term stems from a widely used internet joke in which one person mentions somebody being straight and another person responds “so is spaghetti until it gets wet” ergo, meaning these people are straight until it comes to sex.

Person 1: Did you hear Matt hooked up with Jared last night? And all this time I thought he was straight…
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight

by Goofy Snake January 7, 2022

Super Straight

A disease which makes someone enjoy hardcore homosexual Sour Apple Smoothies and Alabama Hot Pockets. If you see someone with the disease, do not approach, do not go near, do not even spare another glance at again. Their stupidity, while not impacting to most, is highly contagious to the impressionable and stupid.
A few more symptoms are extremely ugliness and a nazi flag.

Person 1: Did you see that super straight?
Person 2: Unfortunately yes. How fucking disgusting.
Person 3: It’s truely horrific.

by Madden 08 DS Fan Club November 30, 2021

Super Straight

Someone who only dates the opposite gender; to avoid controversy against trans men or women

I’m a super straight male so I only date women.

by Cock’n’ball February 28, 2021

straight lesbian

When a girl is attracted to guys that look like girls/are gay.

Example 1: Kayla is totally in love with Bill Kaulitz. You know that German singer that looks like a girl?

Example 2:
Straight Lesbian: I would so fuck Jeffree Star!

Dude: But He's a total TRANNY!

by Sam Ssssss February 28, 2009

straight acting

A gay or lesbian who has to pretend to be straight in order to avoid persecution.

Hey, is Francisco out of the closet?

No, he's straight acting.

by anonymous December 20, 2004