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Short

The amount of time left to live due to the Corona virus
Doc:You have a short amount of time to live
Person:Why?
Doc:sorry I have always want to say that.
by Strange death March 25, 2020
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Drawing The Short Stick

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.
Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.
by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019
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Short Stack

"I got that IHOP d*ck, she call me short stack"
-TMG
by Xxfly December 19, 2022
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Shorts Weather

The acceptable weather specifications under which shorts are permitted to be worn by males. The regulations in particular state that under no circumstances should shorts be worn in sub-freezing temperatures of below 32 degrees Fahrenheit, or 0 degrees Celsius. Weather conditions (rain, snow, etc.) are irrelevant.
Male 1: "Dude there's a shit ton of snow outside but I forgot to do my laundry, all I have are shorts."
Female 1: "You're gonna freeze to death if you don't find some pants."
Male 2: "Don't worry dude it's 33 degrees, still Shorts Weather."
Male 1: "Thank god."
by scuffedchildhood January 18, 2020
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short

short = karolina andarza. 4’10 tiny woman.
have you seen becky? she’s so short. she’s like karolina.
by hollamcdolla August 8, 2022
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short sad sam

A African American boy who is short and sad who can take ur queen if he is smart. Naturally a Casanova definitely not lie. He is a bleach fan a HUGE walking red flag. He is a very emo 100% boohoo. Certified sad boi.
Stop being a short sad sam
by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023
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Short Shack

The shortest man on earth, also known as Aarnav Sharma. He is approximately 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanometres in height. He is very hard to spot, but you always know when he is nearby due to the squeaky sound of his voice
Oh my goodness, I can almost see short shack
by Dadinky September 11, 2025
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