Myles my love

An amazing person who means the world to me

Myles: ily

Me: no ilym

*repeat for the next 5 hours*
Someone: who’s Myles

Me: Myles my love is an amazing person who means the world to me

by Hauntedhoe March 10, 2021

Finger my bootyhole

When you ask someone to play with your bootyhole

I asked Corri to finger my bootyhole

by Love for you March 10, 2021

crash my chipper

a particularly large bowel movement, often brought on by a rapid change in weather

I was going to run some errands, but the storm rolled in and I needed to crash my chipper immediately.

by crashedchipper March 11, 2021

my little pebble

A nickname from Kirishima in Yagami Yato's ASMR audios

"My little pebble~ You're so beautiful!"

by Superwamen March 11, 2021

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...

My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 12, 2021

My choice act

The ability to commit suicide under certain stipulations that requires you to have a will and a power of attorney to handle all things for you for six months and if you don’t commit suicide in that time you have the ability to regain your right to decision making over your own matters in most states this is called assisted suicide

My choice act is also known as assisted suicide

by Statesrights March 15, 2021

my pony had a seizure

help me, this is not a joke

seriously, my pony had a seizure

by vdiohfbt4kwjro March 15, 2021