Surfer Dick

Surfers are known to be both gay and small. It is a disease that is determined when you start surfing, mainly before puberty. They normally have around a 2-millimeter dick.

Joseph: How come it's so small
Hedaya: Yeah I have Surfer Dick

by HedayaLikesMen69 November 20, 2020

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009

Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.

After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.

by the1000thon May 4, 2025

dick muncher

the person who won’t let this through or nazis

hey Micheal stop being such a dick muncher

by ginger donald December 2, 2017

Dick

A boy’s private part that’s used for going to the

bathroom and sex. some are big and some are small.

“Dude do you like dick?”

by anonymous October 3, 2021

Whos Dick

A game developed by a drug addict; random, vulgar, shock value that can only be taken as childish humor and appears to state the users brain underdevelopment. Essentially a shitty copy of The Game, the very sound of it causes continuous cringe which requires a few days to recover from.

A group yelled "Whos dick" from their car as they drove past some people on a porch. They looked at each other and asked "What the fuck was that dumb shit?" to which someone replied "Junkies"

by SurroundedByIdiotsIn716 July 9, 2021

dicked

Adjective: Two syllables, pronounced dick-ed (like wicked). To act in a away that is not only wicked (mean/evil), but also like an a$$hole.

Pat asked me to work all night to fix his screw up. How dicked is that?

by Merry Mippie May 19, 2014