Few sundae schools actually exist; parents just tell their unsuspecting kiddos that this is where they're going to merely snooker them into a boring hour-long lesson in Bible bu**s**t.
by QuacksO August 22, 2019
Get the sundae schoolmug. School-
Noun.
The place where you go after being born. The government lets you stay home for a few years to get your brain working and make you think school is a PRIVILEGE(though it is not it is a requirement) and then ship you off to hell. This is the place where,in Junior High, after your first menstrual pad, you have to pay for the next one. This is the place where they start to shape you how they want you to be in society, and take away all ability to think for yourself. This is the place where you will become depressed, lifeless, dead-inside, and CORRUPTED. Apparently you when you were born, you automatically signed your life over to the government to do with as they please, on a document commonly know as your ‘Birth Certificate’.
You also must get up way earlier than a reasonable time for a child.
And you have to spend about 13-15 years of your life in it, not counting getting held back or-god forbid- collage.
Noun.
The place where you go after being born. The government lets you stay home for a few years to get your brain working and make you think school is a PRIVILEGE(though it is not it is a requirement) and then ship you off to hell. This is the place where,in Junior High, after your first menstrual pad, you have to pay for the next one. This is the place where they start to shape you how they want you to be in society, and take away all ability to think for yourself. This is the place where you will become depressed, lifeless, dead-inside, and CORRUPTED. Apparently you when you were born, you automatically signed your life over to the government to do with as they please, on a document commonly know as your ‘Birth Certificate’.
You also must get up way earlier than a reasonable time for a child.
And you have to spend about 13-15 years of your life in it, not counting getting held back or-god forbid- collage.
Shannon: GOD DAMN it is too early for this fucking nonsense we call school. And WAY too early for the torture of algebra 2 class.
Lacy: Well Shannon what do you expect? It’s School, Literally LIVING HELL.
Shannon://Groans and throws head on desk//
Lacy: Well Shannon what do you expect? It’s School, Literally LIVING HELL.
Shannon://Groans and throws head on desk//
by FuckingHuntressBitch May 5, 2018
Get the Schoolmug. The best arts school in Cincinnati,and is better than Walnut at it's arts. Every one who asks you where you go to school and you answer SCPA will be very surprised and say you have a bright future ahead of you. Is one of the top magnet school in cincinati.
O...my you go to scpa the school for creative and performing arts wow... you have a bright future ahead of you!
by Jasmine z. September 29, 2017
Get the school for creative and performing artsmug. by thatpurplehairedgrungekid October 19, 2019
Get the madison academic high schoolmug. A school in the middle of damn no where and everybody is a rat full of three types of people pot heads and chill and Jayden Heffron... cutest kid in America no cap
by Hdjdjshsjekkwnd February 19, 2019
Get the Franklin County Middle Schoolmug. A place where you're never good enough; where fun and mental health are seen as unnecessary; a place that makes things difficult, and then tells you to get through without actually helping.
by et-ATK April 27, 2023
Get the schoolmug. Beacon primary school is a shit school lets be honest.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking
Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.
It is a school with a big budget that is focused on tormenting the students
The school takes pride in being a future school but most of the students there end up having no future
There are some nice teachers there but most of the teachers are hell-bent on giving the students traumatic experiences.
The students also can be quite horny with some instances of piak-piaking
Most students in Beacon are big bullies that are self-entitled.
Nobody: What primary school are you from?
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one
Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*
Average bacon student: I'm from Beacon primary school the atas one
Nobody: -leaves-
Average bacon student: *cries in baconism*
by beaconBaconsamething June 5, 2022