Most ass school ever. 6th graders are addicted to fucking "gimkit" like what the fuck is gimkit?? kahoot ripoff. last year some kid searched up pornhub and THE SAME FUCKING KID DETONATED A STINK BOMB IN THE LOWER AREA OF THE SCHOOL. also the school is calling me retarded just cause i have servere adhd. not my fucking fault. never go to this school. also there was a fucking stabbing in this school.
Daniel: you go to Aptakisic Jr. High School?
Lucas: yeah i fucking smelled the stink bomb someone detonated
Daniel: rip
Lucas: yeah i fucking smelled the stink bomb someone detonated
Daniel: rip
by schoolisass December 8, 2023
Get the Aptakisic Jr. High School mug.londonderry New Hampshire’s high school (LHS) is a school that can be the best and the worst as times. They still have not won against Pinkerton Academy and won’t stop trying. We have a great football team with some great players but they sometimes don’t have enough spirit. Our relationship with PA is touchy, we are definitely rivals and the hatred for eachother derives mostly from our football curse. PA kids are cool and so are Londonderry kids. The band from Londonderry is very well known and of course is teased a lot about by the schools. “Band kids think they’re cool” or “All these band kids drive me insane”. I believe that most of the band is actually pretty chill people and just like to enjoy some good music. I do know some however that could become troublesome. I wish that we could be more friends with PA instead of hatred but a good rivalry doesn’t hurt. This one is unhealthy at this point. The teachers are great but %10 cannot teach and the others are amazing. The school itself is no where near as large as Pinkerton and could use an upgrade and some new kids. A lot of kids act like they’re rich following how our society is today and it’s annoying. It’s not all white rich kids however, even though the population is 89% white/Caucasian. The town is actually more middle class and lower class, and the actual rich kids keep to themselves usually (USUALLY). We want to be the best and we want to have a great time in a great country with the great time we have left.
Kayo: Did you go to Mack plaque last night?
Cole: Yea, Todd got beat up by some Pinkerton kids
Kayo: Gotta love Londonderry
Alejandro: I hate Londonderry high school, it’s filled with annoying ass kids and people have no respect for anyone
Chris: We got what we got and we have to work with it. Let’s make LHS better not worse
Cole: Yea, Todd got beat up by some Pinkerton kids
Kayo: Gotta love Londonderry
Alejandro: I hate Londonderry high school, it’s filled with annoying ass kids and people have no respect for anyone
Chris: We got what we got and we have to work with it. Let’s make LHS better not worse
by Londonderry kid who wants peac November 10, 2018
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Get the Folk school mug.A place similar to prison where parents send their kids for six hours a day five days a week.
A hell.
Makes you want to die.
A hell.
Makes you want to die.
Parent: John Lets Go Your going to be late for school!
John: -Groans- Fine...As long as you pay me 50$ a week 10$ a day.
Parent: B*** Get down here Right F***kin NOW!
John: -Groans- Fine...As long as you pay me 50$ a week 10$ a day.
Parent: B*** Get down here Right F***kin NOW!
by Obama's LINA May 4, 2018
Get the School mug.WARNING - ALL OF THIS IS A BIT EXAGGERATED, SO KEEP THAT IN MIND.: A boring shithole where you stay in a place that looks like it has been abandoned in the 1920s for 14-18 years, where you sometimes be pestered to follow the teachers' orders and the said teachers provide stuff that is not mandatory (like take homework for example) on your behalf. This said devil's creation also has intentions to bore you out of your mind because it's not 'all about fun and computers', just straight-up work that is likely to drain you physically and/or mentally. That place will have rules made by a person who is considered a crackhead, like no hoodies, no phones, no chewing gum, if one person gets caught, everyone will be in great shit, etcetera. If you break any of those rules, especially for no hugging, then the teachers will act like a snowflake and likely inform the principles to put you in detention. Nuff said, and enough yapping.
Student 1: School stinks like shit.
Student 2: Oh yes. I have to agree with you on that one. School does stink like sh- *gets interrupted*
Teacher: HEY. DID I JUST HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Do ears exist?
Teacher: YES, SO DID I HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Don't ask me if you heard it.
Teacher: Fine. If I hear another one swear word out of yousans, I will put you both in deep shit, okay?
Both students: Fine, well fuck you anyways, you hypocritical teacher.
Teacher: THAT'S IT, DETENTION FOR YOU. YOU WILL GET A DETENTION UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME.
Both students: Yeah right, like we would ever believe that.
Student 2: Oh yes. I have to agree with you on that one. School does stink like sh- *gets interrupted*
Teacher: HEY. DID I JUST HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Do ears exist?
Teacher: YES, SO DID I HEAR A SWEAR WORD?
Student 2: Don't ask me if you heard it.
Teacher: Fine. If I hear another one swear word out of yousans, I will put you both in deep shit, okay?
Both students: Fine, well fuck you anyways, you hypocritical teacher.
Teacher: THAT'S IT, DETENTION FOR YOU. YOU WILL GET A DETENTION UNTIL THE COWS COME HOME.
Both students: Yeah right, like we would ever believe that.
by SpartaVR (OFFICIAL) November 19, 2025
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Get the North Woods High School mug.December 2nd is the 'National Skip School' why? because ill just be fun no one showing up to school and schools being empty,
ex:
Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'
Matt: yea bro I'll be funny
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Josh: Ayy have you heard about the 'National Skip School Day'
Matt: yea bro I'll be funny
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