marinara dick

It's when a guy has sex with a girl on her period.

"I didn't realize she was on her period till I pulled out and realized I had marinara dick."

by yourmom699669 December 3, 2015

Albo Dick

A penis (male reproductive organ) of a rather small size, both in length and girth.

Poor Jetjoni, I bet he has tough time finding his Albo dick...

by Alban Boi September 30, 2018

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

I Wisped Throughout Time So Get Out Of My Life, You Spaced Out Dick Sucker

by HernandezToRodriguezScapeGoat April 6, 2025

Wiggin Dicks

When you or your mates have dropped acid or any psychedelic drug and start tripping out and have no other words to explain how high you are.

John - "This acid has hit me hard bro, I'm wiggin dicks!"
Tim - "Oh shit yeah bro, i am too"

by Gus Idz September 5, 2018

Dick whipped

Monique & Madeline

Isn’t it how sad Monique & Madeline are dick whipped? RIP

by Momooooooe January 19, 2021

Dick Fingers

When your finger smell like dick and smegma.

Andrea didn’t wash her hands after rubbing Adam’s stinky dick. We called her dick fingers because her fingers smelt like smegma.

by Myrtleton November 22, 2024

Tassel Dick

A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.

Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.

by Stick Figure Yoshi May 21, 2015