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Kobold Day

On the 12th of May. Is too celebrate kobolds as well as the anniversary of The Kobold Café
Im going to the Kobold Cafe too celebrate kobold day!
by PineappleQWERTY May 12, 2023
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National Crackhead Day

On this day January 19th is a day where you can be a crackhead and nobody can yell at you. This day you can be as goofy as you want or as crazy as you want. Do whatever you want.
Student: (dancing and singing in the halls) " Don't you wish your girlfriend is hot like me. Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"
Teacher: "Why are you dancing and singing in the halls? You are being too loud! Detention!"
Student: "You can't do that it is NAtional Crackhead Day which means I could do anything I want without being in trouble."
by The_OG_CrAcKhEaD January 19, 2021
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one day period

Your vagina hates you it's gonna be okay
I had a One day period... some girls thought I was blessed... turned out... I'm dying
by Queen of knowledge March 11, 2017
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national handjob day

National handjob day is now December 19 get ready boys for the wildest day of your life.
John - Oh man this girl gave me a handjob for national handjob day.
by creamycumzaddy6969 December 12, 2022
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<.7.9.7.6.>One day, ill find my way back to you But until then i just gotta keep<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025
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National glaze yo hb (Homeboy) day or L Mans day is a day where you glaze yo homeboy.

(Glazing is a form of being and L mans.)

Glaze= L mans

Hb= Homeboy

What is glazing you may ask? Glazing can root from: Over complementing yo hb or getting on his ahh about everything they do at every given moment.
National glaze yo hb day/L mans day

An example of glaze/ L mans to yo hb (Homeboy) is sending an embarrassing photo of them to a group chat or saying "Bruh ain't you still need my hotspot."
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National Blowjob Day

National Blowjob Day(July 9th) - Your significant other has to give you a blowjob
John - Hey honey it’s National Blowjob Day

Sarah - Ok (proceeds to get on knees)
by Jake Lovely July 9, 2024
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