Testosterone in my pants

Slang for boner/Erection 🍆👖
Like how not to say the word boner/erection

X1:so tell me what happened in school.
X2:the math teacher told me to stand up go to the whiteboard (i did not raise my hand so he could tell me)

And something embarrassing happened

X1: What ?
X2:i got testosterone in my pants
X1: what does that mean?
X2: I got a fucking erection goddamnit wtf?

by APersonthatKnowsSexEdBefore9th December 2, 2022

Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Aquiarianusuhiyu> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes

Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Aquiarianusuhiyu> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes

Eliza Coupe Is My Daughter <Aquiarianusuhiyu> Because Of The Bugs Of Bunnies <Techno-Organic`~`Lice> And Looney Tunes

by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025

Suck my ass

Seriously how do you put both ass cheeks in someone’s mouth? Unless you’re Julie...

Suck my ass no homo

by Ionlymadethisaccountforafewwor July 7, 2019

my left stroke just went viral

Something Kendrick Lamar says in his song Humble.

If I quit this season, I still be the greatest, funk...
My left stroke just went viral
Right stroke put lil' baby in a spiral...

by isuukkk_kkk March 8, 2019

I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case

Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you

by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022

socc my cocc

a DANK way to say "suck my cock/dick"
Also a super insulting insult,worse than the Steven Slutniversr fusion of "ur mom gay","ur dad lesbian" and "ur granny tranny"
The only insult which can eliminate the universe along with all which is part of it

Lenny man:ur mom gay
Other Lenny man:ur dad lesbian
Lenny man:ur granny tranny
Other Lenny man:no u
Lenny man:you've triggered my trap card!!!11! socc my cocc
Other Lenny man along with the Vast universe:*fucking implodes*

by Lenny McMemer June 18, 2018

shonkles my gonkles

it basically means: fucks me up (but without the swear)

now that really shonkles my gonkles

by the shonkle mcdonkler March 1, 2024