Ass-nana

When you’re playing Mario Kart and you hang a banana out of your ass so that you can block red shells from hitting you.

Hey Kurtis, I just threw a red shell at you.

Fuck you Jenna, I blocked it with my Ass-nana.

by Assnanalover May 21, 2022

assed out

when you get drunk and make an ass out of yourself. then finally pass out.

bro she was so drunk she acted a damn fool, now she’s assed out in your brothers bed.

by jfurrrbabyy May 8, 2019

National slap ass day

December 17th is the day you can slap anybody's ass without them getting mad for girls and BOYS.

You*Slaps yo friends ass
Your friend*wtf
You*Sorry its national slap ass day

by And I opp sksk December 16, 2019

Ass Baggie

A bag placed under ones ass when time does not permit them to go to the restroom.

My meeting ran a little long yesterday and I wasn't able to leave. Good thing I had my trusty ass baggie.

by PickleChips April 11, 2011

Cracked Ass

(VERB) Ripping a nasty fart
A fart so intense it cracks a new one

1. Ugh, it smells like someone CRACKED ASS in here!

2. It was fun until the guy in front of me starting cracking ass

by The_StinkFooted_DingBat November 11, 2022

lyn-ass

the most beautiful thing that you could possibly lay your mortal eyes upon, not even the face of god himself could possibly compare to this sight. it grips with the force of 1,000 suns and 23 million black holes all at the same time, it would take king Arthur, Thor, Zeus, Poseidon, Homelander, omni-man, and Hercules pulling at the same time in order to get me to move even a millionth of a millimeter out of it.

YOU KNOW THAT THAT LYN-ASS GRIPS MU BOY!

by LYNUSSYLOVER June 2, 2024

Jack of All Asses

The reverse of a jack of all trades; Someone who tries anything and everything but sucks at absolutely everything

That dude has tried making movies, making games, writing books and he sucks at everything. he's the opposite of a jack of all trades, he's a jack of all asses

by Yellowpig10 October 11, 2020