by Ballisticboy 69 February 13, 2017
by Ryanhart October 08, 2017
by Slapper of ass February 04, 2021
by Beanieboy April 07, 2019
An excuse made by teenage boys to sexually assault teenage girls in school hallways. This causes girls to hang their backpacks down low to cover their ass so that boys won't hit them. Nobody likes this except the perverted boys who participate and there are never any repercussions.
Boy: *slaps girls' asses in the hallway*
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
Girl: You can't do that. That's literally sexual assault.
Boy: Yes, I can! It's Slap Ass Friday!
by Smell_like.a.gertrude April 04, 2021
by Shaggy121143 June 28, 2023
Laser my ass: A term generally used when someone needs to utilize a laser to scare a gerbil out of the rectum of another persons ass.
“Last night got a little carried away for a first date... I had to get John to ‘Laser My Ass’ to get the gerbil out of it.”
by Triple OG MudBone July 15, 2020