What is your pH?

Code for asking if you are a top or a bottom. Derived from the pH scale in which an acid gives the h+ and the base receives the h+. An answer between 1 and 14 is expected.

1-6: Acid (Top)
7: Neutral (Switch)

8-14 (Bottom)

"What is your pH?"
"I'm a solid 12."

by Darkalleyhobo April 12, 2024

The Ghost Of Sparta Is Your Mothers Back

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The Ghost Of Sparta Is Your Mothers Back

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

poppin your rocker

What’s up *britan style*

Garetth: hey buddy

George: hey pal what’s poppin your rocker
Garretth: nothing much big guy

by Zachary Spera December 8, 2018

Your Mom

That sexy bitch I be fucking.

"Hey who you be fucking?"

"Your Mom."

by anonymous May 25, 2022

National Kiss Your Crush Day

On November 16, kiss your crush without context. They might be confused or mad but you had an excuse.

"Hey...It's National Kiss Your Crush Day...*kisses passionately*

by Shaqui11eOatmeal November 15, 2021

your mom

An ugly, fat whale who nobody likes, except for your dad.

Bob: holy shit your mom's fat
Joe: yeah, I knew that already

by Ben Dover #1 September 20, 2022

National give your friend's money back day

January 11 is the national give your friend's money back day, where people worldwide return the money they owe back to their friend!

You: Hey Ryan, Happy January 11!
Ryan: What's January 11th?
You: It's National give your friend's money back day.
Ryan: Cool man, here's your money back!

by FriendlyNeighbourhoodIdiot January 11, 2023