A once-decent school in Oak Lawn, IL that went from “kinda chill” to “what in the public education is this?” real fast. Known for hallway chaos, disappearing principals, and students treating the building like it’s a free trial of Grand Theft Auto. The music teacher is a disgrace to the community and has more haters than Britney Spears. Shes a monstrosity that has fatass feet that she loves posting. The only thing that shes good for is campfire stories 10 years later. If you say “structure” three times in the mirror, Sward will still not have any.
Person 1 “Did you go to sward elementary school?”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
Person 2 “Yeah the fatass music teacher threw a drumbstick at me”
by Jajahahahahsgdbe July 30, 2025
Get the Sward elementary schoolmug. the definition of school is FUCKING CANCER IT SHOULD ACTUALLY NOT BE A THING PLEASE STOP SENDING POOR LITTLE/TEEN KIDS TO SCHOOL IT MAKES THEM MORE RETARDED IF SCHOOLS NEVER TAUGHT KIDS ABOUT SCHOOL THEY WOULD NOT KNOW WHAT A KNIFE IS OR DRUGS AND WOULD NOT DO STUPID SHIT WISE UP
by I HEART WEED May 12, 2019
Get the schoolmug. The Depiction of hell or Federal Prison of kids.
let me give a better meaning ok
Government: " Hey civilians y'all want something to pay for???"
Civilians: "Sure!"
Government: " It's called school ware you send your kids to get an "Education" and the kids will love it! cuse everything is "Chill" and everyone is "Friendly" and "is the #1 safest place for your kids" so pay up
Civilians: "Okay"
Is what you may think but if your not in school today it's not like that is a place ware there is fights almost everyday and almost all the kids including me at my school say it's a mix of Hell, Prison and Alcatraz all in one!! It's a place ware you and your friends have to not get put in the forever box by some kid being a dick or by your parents because your crapy teachers failed you on your test for sneezing in class ( btw true story of mine.) or you where accused of hitting someone you don't even know and saying it wasn't you then getting into a fight with the same guy who you where accused of hitting then getting expelled for when he only got 6 days of detention for even known he hit you first. and Thares no way in hell school is the safest place for kids cuse just look at 4/20/99 i'm not going to say the name of the school but yah i'm done ranting have a good day
let me give a better meaning ok
Government: " Hey civilians y'all want something to pay for???"
Civilians: "Sure!"
Government: " It's called school ware you send your kids to get an "Education" and the kids will love it! cuse everything is "Chill" and everyone is "Friendly" and "is the #1 safest place for your kids" so pay up
Civilians: "Okay"
Is what you may think but if your not in school today it's not like that is a place ware there is fights almost everyday and almost all the kids including me at my school say it's a mix of Hell, Prison and Alcatraz all in one!! It's a place ware you and your friends have to not get put in the forever box by some kid being a dick or by your parents because your crapy teachers failed you on your test for sneezing in class ( btw true story of mine.) or you where accused of hitting someone you don't even know and saying it wasn't you then getting into a fight with the same guy who you where accused of hitting then getting expelled for when he only got 6 days of detention for even known he hit you first. and Thares no way in hell school is the safest place for kids cuse just look at 4/20/99 i'm not going to say the name of the school but yah i'm done ranting have a good day
by auhfuasghuesag0isaeru9werhg August 17, 2023
Get the Schoolmug. by Smart Human 🫥🥱 November 16, 2022
Get the Pueblo County High Schoolmug. a middle school located in Douglas County WI, it’s spirit colors are black and gold to represent the tigers (Northwestern Tigers). The school is very nice but there are some weird crackheads there. 😂
by assssssssjjjjjj August 26, 2019
Get the Northwestern Middle Schoolmug. "mum i dont want to go to school today."
Mum, "whats wrong
"im just tired"
Mum, "that is not an excuse, go to school now."
Mum, "whats wrong
"im just tired"
Mum, "that is not an excuse, go to school now."
by xoxoihateshore May 16, 2023
Get the schoolmug. by IM BANJO September 17, 2019
Get the schoolmug.