Child

An evil being found playing video games in their bedroom till three Am, ranging from games like Fortnite :-( to Minecraft B-) Sometimes referred to as "little sh** heads", and won't respond to you unless you mention Oreos.

Bruh this child is hacking in hypixel like who does that.
You absolute child. Playing Fortnite, imagine lol.

by Honkityy March 29, 2021

Child

The detention of a child is tommyinnit now someone get him his apple juice in his sippy cup

“I just watched a child’s stream”

by What do I put here April 6, 2021

YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so

A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.

Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

fatherless child

PNG tubers.

HEY guYz its Me JellYBeaN11!1!1!!1!

Thats a fatherless child

by french fires May 3, 2022

Child

If you are looking at this and are a child, I feel bad that you have to see this hatred.

Mom, am I a demon? People say children are demons on urban dictionary.

by Sheeeeeeesha September 28, 2021

Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.

Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child

by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009

child-in-law

A spouse of one's child.

My child-in-law is a good person.

by Rwopazaq November 24, 2019