Weed Blonde

A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.

Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.

by Fennec Burger December 25, 2016

pube weed wacker

When you shave your pubes and they are such a big forest that the razor (weed wacker) gets caught in your pubes and you have no other choice but to tear it off the crotch.

Becky, last night I had a pube weed wacker happen to me and now my crotch hurts!

by Mama lama December 30, 2016

weed

the only thing that makes me happy

when she’s sad she smokes weed

by juliaann January 3, 2020

girl weed

The best weed in the game. Unlike the boy weed plant this girl makes the shit you can smoke out tha bong.

Im growing a girl weed I can't wait to role that shit up and have the time of my life.

by long shlong skalts January 20, 2020

weed titty

an individual whom you bum weed off of, with the facade of being their friend

i ain’t yo weed titty

by lar snort April 28, 2020

weed

Marijuana. A plant that makes you feel relaxed and serene and even helps relieve pain, but usually also turns you into a smelly uninteresting loser who can't talk about anything else, and is in a bad mood whenever they're not smoking it.

It's like some of these people don't realize you can't eat birthday cake for every meal...

guy 1: weed is god's gift to the universe
(there is no guy 2 because guy 1 has no friends)

by Drank The Stank May 1, 2020

Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.

Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me

by Money_bag May 5, 2020