Duke Uncle

A short homosexual fat man who thinks driving luxury cars makes him look good when he just looks like a black smurf. And he thinks his bachelor medical degree makes him look successful when in reality he's a broke rapist. He also has a tendency of pointing out other's flaws when his are clearly the same or worse.

Duke uncle is a very annoying piece of shit that was fucked by Masud Uncle.

by Ifukedshrek69 June 23, 2019

great-great-great-uncle

Great-great-grandparent's brother.

My great-great-great-uncle is a good person.

by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019

Uncle trine

The gayest uncle you could ever have !!

My uncle trine is very gay and funny

by Papigonzales November 23, 2021

Uncle Herschel's Favorite

Bending a lucky lady, or man, over the tabletop at the local Craker Barrel and pounding down on brown town and shouting "I'm back baby". All while enjoying a delicious breakfast of two eggs, a savory breakfast meat, two delicious sides and a hearty helping of biscuits and gravy off the small of their back.

I sure feel sorry for the bus boy that is going to be cleaning up that table after just witnessing the sloppiest Uncle Herschel's Favorite I have ever seen. Let's just say that is not gravy on the floor.

by Dick Onchin August 28, 2025

uncle chang

An Asian man who is Black Washed and know nothing about his culture or have self hatred for being Asian, an Asian Woman who is Black Washed would be called an Aunt Chang.

Juang: Wtf is a "lunar new year" is it in January??
Tim: Tim, you are such an Uncle Chang

by MICK-DOG January 16, 2021

Uncleing

The act of being an uncle figure for your siblings child.

Hazardfx: Sorry I was tucking my niece in to bed.
imlockett: Good job uncleing her!

by tdids93 June 8, 2022

Uncle Stroking

Uncle stroking is an ancient technique of pleasuring oneself in which the male places his penis in between 2 rough, cubical ancient stones. The stones must be in cube form and must be handheld, otherwise the process will not work. After placing the penis in between the stones, you push them together to create an extreme force that results in the deforming of the penis and said penis begins to bleed. After this step, you move the stones forward and back in a masturbating form, using your own blood as a lubricant to make the uncle stroking even more pleasurable than it is.

"Sorry, I can't fuck tonight, my dick hurts so much from uncle stroking last night."

"I just discovered uncle stroking and it's the greatest thing ever!"

by uncle_stroking_lover May 22, 2024