toilet cheeks

When you sit on the toilet for so long and get up there is an imprint of the toilet left behind on your ass and legs.

Bro, I was in the bathroom for so long I have toilet cheeks!

by Classyhobbit September 6, 2020

toilet failure

when your toilet starts failing

ayo my toilet is failing come help.
i hate toilet failure

by Jasmine Lucas September 10, 2020

toilet whisperer

A toilet whisperer is a person that can clean the poop out of a gas station bathroom in under 3 seconds

I can handle it, I am the toilet whisperer.

by toilet_eater September 24, 2020

suicide toilet

going to the bathroom a minute before online classes, especially if you're already waiting for the host to start the meeting or are in the waiting room

"i have no idea how the teacher didn't catch me doing the suicide toilet"

by depressoespressocattict September 24, 2020

Toilet Water Drinker

A person who drinks toilet water. Can be used as an insult (example below). The short form is TWD.

Yeah, Brian’s such a toilet water drinker. He’s conceited, arrogant, and thinks he’s SOOOO smart!

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO July 12, 2022

Toilet

A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.

Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."

by Phazerrr July 14, 2022

MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING

IWHEN BROWN is your boss WHO WANTS A LAY.

When there is SHIT with TOILET PAPER the PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN has to MANDATORY TOILET SHIT FUCKING because this ALAN I WALDMAN is TEEMING with such STINK with his CATHARTIC PERSONALITY that SOMEBODY ELSE'S SHIT guaranteed when this PEDOPHILE is FUCKING THEIR SHIT will make a bigger STINK as no FLUSHING until the FUCKING is complete where you are then required after to perform MANDATORY SHIT FELLATIO

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER July 20, 2022