wall friends

people you friends leave you for and don't comeback. People your friends say are nice even if they talk about you behind you back and call you a dumb slut even if you have never met them before. People who you wish didn't exist because you now fell more depressed.

you cant hang out with us at lunch were going to see the wall friends.

by wall friend wanna be May 22, 2019

Splatter of matter on the wall

a euphemism for "shit hits the fan"

Get your work done early in case of a splatter of matter on the wall.

Bro, my dog got out and now I'm not gonna finish this on time.
Dude, rule #1 always prepare for a splatter of matter on the wall! Why you do me like that yo!!

by drunk professor January 26, 2021

Wall-topia

The feeling of extreme masculinity a man receives from hitting the uterine wall when having sex with a woman.

"Took that chick to wall-topia last night bruh!"

by Light July 17, 2025

send wall pics

to ask somebody for pictures of their wall

bob: send wall pics
sally: *sends picture of wall*

by poopeater10000 October 7, 2021

Shits on the wall moron.

Someone with so little intellect and awareness that they regularly shit on the wall instead of into the toilet.

He's a real shits on the wall moron.

by buttermilkmeeks August 5, 2019

wall tree

When someone as big as a tree holds a girl up against the wall in order to eat her out.

I need someone to wall tree me right now.

He so strong I got wall treed last night!

by ArchyFlower January 24, 2024

Wall talk

Useless arguments

Ma’am trying to argue with you is like doing wall talk absolutely useless

by ET creator November 29, 2024