there will be three hits in the fight

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

Created by Lendawg circa 2007.

There will be three hits in the fight;

Me hitting you, you hitting the ground and the ambulance hitting 90 on the motorway.

by LendawgTheGoat September 9, 2023

Three pointer

The racially correct name for a white pointer shark....

That little penguin is only a snack for that THREE POINTER shark.. he looks hungry enough to eat a rainbow sheep...

by Alexis copcock feelcock September 13, 2023

three

Short version: A number that Valve can’t count to.

Long version: The number of games in a franchise that popular game company Valve has never had (and probably will never have). This fact often elicits jokes among the fanbase saying that Valve can’t count to three.

Person 1: Valve should make Portal 3
Person 2: You know that Valve can’t count that high.
Valve: what’s three?

by RedUnderscore September 18, 2023

Texas Three Piece

When you have a homosexual threesome with someone’s father and stepfather simultaneously.

I took your dad and stepdad to Carls Jr and we split a Texas Three Piece in the bathroom.

by TomatoFlameBoy September 23, 2023

Three man

Where three dudes and three women are at a function. The 3 men set off on a quest to “score.” The three man include each participant picking their target, and they talk to them in a group setting, in hopes of “rizzing up.” To hopefully get them all in bed typically in the same house tho not limited to.

Ay bro, me, Dirk, and Kenny hit the dirtiest three man of all time. Each leg hit, like a nasty parlay bro.

by Z0BO July 7, 2023

three special letters

A euphemistic way to refer to the phrase kys (meaning "kill yourself").

Also seen as "three letters"

Alice: (@Carol) Bob was spamming the three special letters in chat.
Carol: *bans Bob*

by iliketoshitmypants69 July 19, 2023

Everything is less than three

An expression saying that "Everything is love". Comes from the <3 thingy that ppl use when typing things.

Everything is less than three <3

by coveted seed July 23, 2023