SIMP

Squirrel. In. My. Penis

it when a squirell is right next to ur penis and make you look like a clown in front of a girl

him 1 : see a chick and like her *flurts*

him 2 : SIMP

by ┬┴┬┴┤ ͜ʖ ͡°)╭∩╮├┬┴┬┴ May 3, 2020

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A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.

Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!

Friend 2: why you say that?

Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.

Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.

Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.

by Friending friend February 13, 2020

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Simp is someone who spends time with a girl instead of the boyz

Bro why isn’t Matt on? Oh because he’s out simping.

by SirButterNugs March 2, 2021

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Simp has two meanings. 1 Super Intense Minecraft Player or give soo much money to an e-girl (Or to a girl). And does whatever she tells you to. Doesn't like your hobby? You change it. You pee to much? You stop peeing! Spend to much time on tinder? (Because you fucking hate her) You stop it!

Person 1: Hey I heard Jack is a SIMP
person 2: Yea I know. Jessica is such a nerd!

by POGMAN123 April 17, 2021

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Anything for a gamergirl really, they will go to extreme measures and wish for her to step on their face and will like their old posts and always be the first to comment on new ones. Whenever the gamergirl streams, he will donate his college fund to her willingly kissing the floor that she steps on.

In short:

She
Is
My
Princess

“Oh did you hear about that guy who let his girlfriend have an onlyfans.”
“No, what do you mean.”
“Well, he’s such a simp.”

by (: ollǝɥ ɥo April 29, 2020

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