National honse day

5th may is national honse day!

Happy national honse day
Person 1: What’s important today’
Cultured person: it’s nation honse day you silly goose

by I honestly don’t know May 5, 2021

National Nonce day

May 1st , a day where all nonces and pedophiles alike gather to celebrate their join interest in kids.

Hey Tom , I heard your dads celebrating National Nonce day!

by Okbarry April 28, 2020

National Motorboat Day

On April 18, go up to a shordy and motorboat her titties!

*Motorboats tittes* you can’t complain, it's national motorboat day!

by anonymous.mandem April 17, 2018

National Emma day

August 1st

Hey happy national Emma day dude I love Emma’s

by Heydaycrayzay April 17, 2020

National kiss week

A week where it's all about kissing. September 1st through the 7th is a time to live the best life kiss all the boys/girls you want without getting called a hoe

Me:Hey bro did you hear what's coming up
Bro: no bro, what is it
Me: NATIONAL KISS WEEK!! Kiss all the girls you want

by Hot papi August 29, 2019

National Vans Day

Oct 13 is the day ! wear yo best/newest vans you got 😌

POST PLEASEEE, PLEASE WEAR YOUR VANSS ! TELL THE PEOPLE AT YO SCHOOL YO DAYCARE YO CHURCH IT DONT MATTER JUST SPREAD NATIONAL VANS DAYYY

by National Vans Day ! October 1, 2019

National Rape Day

A trend started on tic-toc as a joke to be the opposite of national rape day (awareness). Its supposed to take place on the 24 of April, the same day as Denim Day (a rape awareness day). It's a sick joke and Its scaring people rather then just made them angry (not a troll). Its not real and you shouldn't support this, as the joke sucks.(stay safe as sadly people will still do this, And always stay safe as it can happen whenever.)

Dumbass: Yo isn't national rape day great. I might get some lol
Person with common sense: No, its fucked up. Lets not even joke about it

by Guy that does research April 19, 2021