Basic Magic

Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”

The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.

-totallyrealterms.com
"What kind of magic is in your story?"

"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."
by billy crystal89 December 21, 2022
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magic lamping

Awkward pose when a person puts his/her hand on the stomach of his/her significant other when there is no baby in there. Not cute.
*Sees engagement photo*

"The ring is nice, but she's totally magic lamping. I can totally make out his beer belly."
by realisttttt January 23, 2013
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Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.
Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?
by !@Nn34 March 03, 2022
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Magic Mist

Magic Misting is the act of shaking out unused precum on your sexual partners face. The term can also be used in reference to cum in general, and sometimes maybe even piss. It has to be the face, though, always the face, and it has to be some sort of penal fluid in general. Females need not apply.
"Dude, did you see how I magic misted that bitch!"

"He magic misted me... It was magical."
by magicmisterrr January 03, 2012
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magic dance

"You remind me of the babe" One of the awesome music tracks sung by David Bowie
"Magic Dance" You {remind me of the babe. What babe? babe with the power
by Sea Pirate Jolly September 19, 2017
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magic schoolbus

When you’re fucking a girl from behind and take a shard of meth and shove it in her asshole with your thumb like your honking the horn, similar to driving the schoolbus
Last night when I was fucking your mom I fired up the old magic schoolbus.
by CrazyEyez September 30, 2023
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Magic School Bus

A marijuana blunt with crushed xanax inside
by Big Jate December 11, 2017
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