Jizzy Jordan

when a gay guys ass is so full of cum it's dripping down his leg

It had been a week since my boyfriend had came, and last night I got a Jizzy Jordan so bad it took two towels to wipe the smear off of my legs!!!

by yolanda bang August 28, 2012

Jordan

Jordans are very pretty and fun to be around. They love skateboarding and are good at just about everything. Jordans typically have dark brown hair and brown or green eyes, and are sometimes very tall. If you are friends with a Jordan, then don't let him/her go. Jordans will always be there for you and will cheer you up instantly in your darkest hour.

Me: Look, it's my best friend Jordan :)

by glxssiergxrl November 22, 2021

Jordan

A very handsome young man pulling loads of girls.

Popular schoolboy.

Very kind and never bodyshames

Jordan is the kindest guy i met.

by isaac bussin March 31, 2021

Jordan Odom

Jordan odom is so fine and he listens to playboi carti<3 , he would also take yo bitch .

Damn thats yo bitch, i seen ha wit jordan odom in the hallway

by Jordan Odom . November 24, 2021

jordan

Jordan no

jordan: A athletic basketball player the in fact the best freshmen basketball player, yet to be in the nba. Georgia bulldog fan don't wear alabama crimson tide or any such so other than georgia around him. very bad attitude does not fuck with anyone, so don't talk shit about him or it won't be a very good day for you.

by aajj1212 September 26, 2019

Jordan Michael

A jordan michael is a man with alot of potential but has some mental issues holding him back.he is a mixed race tall hunk man with a large penis.he often finds himself doing silly things like burning random items or going to the bathroom with animals.

A jordan michael is a patient at a phsyc ward that is named after a real mental patient named jordan michael.its the most dangerous type of patients.they often see shit not there and sexually assault the nurses.

by The ridicule September 6, 2018

Pulled a Jordan

Jordan Vila, workman Jr High student, gayest man ever, also Italian.

People will use nicknames for him such as "Mario", or "Gordon"

If someone says that you "Pulled a Jordan", it means you just said, or did something very homosexual.

Random Guy: Jonathan just "Pulled a Jordan!"
Random Girl: No way, what'd he do?
Random Guy: Hes been busy since it's turned December, is all ill say...
Random Girl: Makes sense.

by #GetRidOfJanuary29th December 1, 2023