Sue was talking to her mother about Keith, and her pussy gave an innocent fanny fart.
The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
The downside of a actively dilating vagina...fanny fart or farts.
by Townsman September 27, 2014
A fart so dry and painful it feels like a pretzel stick.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
Or, a person so stupid, there's nothing else to call them.
As Jimmy lifted a cheek to pass wind, his face froze, and then he screamed in anguish at what we call a pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
After shoving a broom handle up his ass and running head first into a stop sign, Sam's friends could do nothing but look on and call him a damned pretzel fart.
by Grossenschwaum February 15, 2006
Ingridients:
3 Chili Dogs
1 Six-pack of Beer
1 Bic Lighter.
Eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your ass and make sure the cat is out of sight. WARNING: Do not try this while in your underwear.
3 Chili Dogs
1 Six-pack of Beer
1 Bic Lighter.
Eat the weenies, drink the beer, ignite the lighter, place it up to your ass and make sure the cat is out of sight. WARNING: Do not try this while in your underwear.
by creedmoor April 26, 2006
This is when you have to fart but you pucker up and the fart travels back up your intestines. This is also known as the inner fart as it is called by monks. They go through a sprititual process where they eat beans and deny themselves the pleasure of farting. This has killed many that have tried.
Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.
Cans of beans were once required to give a warning in regards to fart recalls. The FDA established that anyone who is too stupid to fart should probably go ahead and die.
Man did you hear her stomach? I think she just had a fart recall.
Monk1: Is bob meditating?
Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.
Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......
Monk1: Is bob meditating?
Monk2: Yes he just ate a large can of busch beans.
Monk1: Wow he is going to have a huge fart recall. How spiritual......
by Wade Logan July 11, 2008
A flatulent that is so hot and steamy the producer is unable to handle its wrath. Gas so severe that it smells before leaving the body. Fart fan must be flipped on immediately to help prevent from vomitting or gagging.
Cam: "Yo Stevie I had the worst steamed fart this morning, i had to open the shower curtain and throw up in the toilet"
Stevie: "Must be that high protein diet you're on"
Stevie: "Must be that high protein diet you're on"
by Killlllllla Cam January 29, 2010
by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 06, 2010
If I stick a tube from another man's anus to my nose, does it make me gay?
Somethin's brewin'. Fancy a Fart Tube?
Somethin's brewin'. Fancy a Fart Tube?
by Farttubemmkay December 08, 2009