Butt Prison

Magnum condom-shaped meat locker in your nethers for storing copious amounts of nacho-induced, noxious hot ass gas. See also: Prison Wallet, Gas Chamber, Fart Factory.

Bill: Dude, what is that smell?
Bill’s Friend: Sorry man. Just couldn’t hold that fart in my butt prison any longer.

by Cheese Furburgers April 26, 2021

Butt fucked

A Roman hello or show of friendship

1.I just butt fucked my friend thetus as a show of good friendship.

2. I just butt fucked one of the boys but it's not gay

by Bussy connoisseur69 March 28, 2022

Butt Scissoring

It's the same thing as lesbians scissoring, except rather than rubbing vaginas together, it's two men rubbing their buttholes together in a scissoring fashion.

Someone told me that Isaac and Tony were butt scissoring upstairs during the party last night.

by CLAPPINCH33KS13 September 15, 2021

Butt sEGGS

After having anal sex, crack a farm fresh egg into her ass. Fuck the egg, finish, then shit the egg into a pan and cook to completion. Enjoy.

“I gaped tf outta this chick, then we made butt sEGGS” -Evan Daddy

by Lil dick Richardson September 25, 2021

Butt Crickets

Nothing, nada, nil.

“Hey, what do I owe you?”

“Butt crickets man, we’re good.”

by owangutang May 18, 2021

Jootie-butt

A noun created by a man who goes by the name of Kreoble.

A particularly large, round butt. Also known as the predecessor of Jootiebalootie-butt, which is a colossal scale buttocks.

"Damn, that stud over there got a jootie-butt."

"Holy shit dude that guy's got a fucking jootiebalootie-butt."

by Big_Dick_Larry June 3, 2023

butt tornado

Noun. A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.

Hey dude! Imma put on the a.c. and heated seats on at the same time. That’ll cause a butt tornado. What’s a butt tornado? It’s A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.

by B-rizzle March 20, 2023