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Rusty Taco

It's the art of the double dip on a divorced lady who hasn't had sex in years. You do her in the butt, and she has bloody stool. Then, while having tons of bloody shit on your dick, you slide it into her bloody period vag, thus resulting in a brown/red vagina-or a Rusty Taco.
Picking up the last skanky cougar at a bar, usually with wrinkly overly bronzed tits, sporting a Sturgis t-shirt and you wonder how the fuck she burns down so many Marb Reds without igniting her 80's glamour shot hair sprayed pube farm of hair. Also, guaranteed to give you a bj in a dumpster while wearing ass-less chaps that are coated in her rusty taco sauce. She may be missing a tooth, but she can suck a mean hog as she most likely started blowing Hells Angel thugs at age 17.
by Harm Nasty May 3, 2011
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taco style

teacher: "kids, fold the paper taco style!"

student: "ummm, it's a circle. it's gonna be taco style either way you fold it."
by wh1tn3yj0rd4n January 6, 2010
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pizza taco

a pizza folded like a taco. aka, pure awesomeness.
I made a pizza, but didnt have a pizza cutter. solution? pizza taco!
by treeman499 November 23, 2010
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Taco Pinch

taco pinch·ed , taco pinch·ing - Girl hating on girl. A jealous female who interferes and deters sexual advances towards another female. Usual behavior found in most undesirable and vindictive females.
That ugly fat bitch taco pinched my sister at the club last night.
by Jade G August 2, 2007
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Taco Butt

The moist, verticle line on the seat of your grey sweat pants from overheating and sticking to your butt crack.
"You can tell she really worked out in spin class. She has Taco Butt!"
by Sour Mouse May 6, 2013
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Wonton Taco

An appetizer served at Applebees that inspired Melbourne, Florida native to give all Oriental females the name "wonton taco."
Damn, check out the fine wonton taco.

It's my first wonton taco, dude.
by AFgirlTif February 12, 2010
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taco shot

The last bit of a french press not enough to be a full cup...but to much to waste.

Comparable to an espresso shot, though not as strong.
Hey, I made coffee, do you want the taco shot?
by mellowmeows March 3, 2014
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