by treyweeezay November 16, 2013
Get the surprise slow headmug. When you accidentally dip your balls in the smegma supply chain, causing a disruption in the scrote-shaft.
by that guy that is guy lmao March 1, 2022
Get the dicknut surprisemug. Take your date to Taco Bell get a lot of spicy food and make him/her eat it. After do hardcore anal and whatever comes out is the surprise
by Bossalut3 December 20, 2019
Get the TacoHell Surprise Boxmug. by Heavee dewteee February 17, 2025
Get the Petey's purr-fect surprisemug. A sandwich that may or may not have a dead rat inside. Upon ordering the Dead Rat Surprise at any sandwich shop, an employee will slice six loaves of bread and toss a dead rat into one. They will then roll a dice and use the bread indicated by the die for your sandwich. The other loaves of bread will be served to other customers.
I ordered the Dead Rat Surprise at Subway last night. I feel bad for the fool who got the rat sandwich.
by averagemint May 7, 2022
Get the Dead Rat Surprisemug. Surprising your girlfriend to a romantic dinner and when you get back sticking your dick in her as a surprise.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a double surprise. She did not expect to get the D after the Horror movie date.
by Zyprexa January 5, 2022
Get the Double Surprisemug. When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.
by aboutmosquito97 December 30, 2018
Get the Suitcase Surprisemug.