Special Surprise

Special surprise is a term used by Transsexual female escort to reveal that they still got a penis by letting you know the size of their penis.

At times a group of male friends do prank one another to hook them up with a transsexual female escort making them think it's a female escort with a vagina .

Guy 1 : Ask her about the special surprise , I think you will love it .
Guy 2 : What's the special surprise ?
Transsexual female: I got a 9 inch hard and ready for you

by mrunheardof May 19, 2024

surprise blessing

this is what you tell your children when they ask if they were accidents

son: "mom were me and john accidents?"
mom: "no hunny, you were surprise blessings"

by surpriseblessing October 04, 2020

Cucumber poop surprise

When one eats only cucumber until their poop turns green. Take the poop and freeze it. Then stick it in someone's ass.

Spencer hit me with a cucumber poop surprise.

by Twitchness September 27, 2017

Midwest surprise

When your girl or fella unbuttons your pants to go down on you and finds... SURPRISE! A second pair of pants cuz it so got dang cold outside.

Came home from work the other night and my lady was feeling so steamy I didn't have the heart to tell her she was in for a Midwest surprise.

by JT2025 December 27, 2024

No Surprises

Depression, but its a song.

No alarms and No Surprises, please.

by whatismyname182 August 21, 2021

avocado surprise

When you find an avocado in a location that it shouldn't be.

"Ooooh they just got avocado surprised..."

by DR MAGIK August 25, 2020

Suitcase Surprise

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.

"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"

by aboutmosquito97 December 31, 2018